tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

theeverydaygoth:

I think the first sentences I learned in Spanish were things like “The chair is red” or “I like the cat” but nooooo, Latin is like “HE OPPRESSES ME WITH CRUEL CHAINS” and I’m like woah this is chapter two calm down Wheelock.

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

(Source: kiryuuyoshiya)

mary-elizabeth-watson:

R.I.P. Robin Williams

Born July 21st, 1951

Died August 11th, 2014

You spirit will stay with us forever. Thank you for touching the lives of so many around the world. For you to be taken from us this way is awful. May you rest in peace.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

benwinstagram:

robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much